Slutsville Jersey
from $45.00
🏀 GO SLUTS! 🏀
Welcome to the University of Slutsville, where the mascots are messy, the curriculum is questionable, and every major is in Advanced Sluttery. This jersey is for the all-stars of after-hours activities—whether you’re dribbling balls or gagging on them.
🏆 Official Gear for the Slutsville Scandals
💦 100% polyester mesh—breathable, just like your DMs
💦 Moisture-wicking fabric—because we know that sweat isn't from the game
💦 Heavy ribbing details—for that extra grip
💦 Unisex fit—because everyone’s welcome to the team
💦 Oversized 69 on the back—it’s a lifestyle, not just a number
💦 Knit heavyweight tricot mesh—thick, just like the drama you attract
Whether you’re playing hard, hardly playing, or just playing the field, this jersey’s got you covered. So pull it on, show out, and give Slutsville something to cheer about (or gossip about, let’s be honest). 🏆 GO SLUTS!
Welcome to the University of Slutsville, where the mascots are messy, the curriculum is questionable, and every major is in Advanced Sluttery. This jersey is for the all-stars of after-hours activities—whether you’re dribbling balls or gagging on them.
🏆 Official Gear for the Slutsville Scandals
💦 100% polyester mesh—breathable, just like your DMs
💦 Moisture-wicking fabric—because we know that sweat isn't from the game
💦 Heavy ribbing details—for that extra grip
💦 Unisex fit—because everyone’s welcome to the team
💦 Oversized 69 on the back—it’s a lifestyle, not just a number
💦 Knit heavyweight tricot mesh—thick, just like the drama you attract
Whether you’re playing hard, hardly playing, or just playing the field, this jersey’s got you covered. So pull it on, show out, and give Slutsville something to cheer about (or gossip about, let’s be honest). 🏆 GO SLUTS!
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🏀 GO SLUTS! 🏀
Welcome to the University of Slutsville, where the mascots are messy, the curriculum is questionable, and every major is in Advanced Sluttery. This jersey is for the all-stars of after-hours activities—whether you’re dribbling balls or gagging on them.
🏆 Official Gear for the Slutsville Scandals
💦 100% polyester mesh—breathable, just like your DMs
💦 Moisture-wicking fabric—because we know that sweat isn't from the game
💦 Heavy ribbing details—for that extra grip
💦 Unisex fit—because everyone’s welcome to the team
💦 Oversized 69 on the back—it’s a lifestyle, not just a number
💦 Knit heavyweight tricot mesh—thick, just like the drama you attract
Whether you’re playing hard, hardly playing, or just playing the field, this jersey’s got you covered. So pull it on, show out, and give Slutsville something to cheer about (or gossip about, let’s be honest). 🏆 GO SLUTS!
Welcome to the University of Slutsville, where the mascots are messy, the curriculum is questionable, and every major is in Advanced Sluttery. This jersey is for the all-stars of after-hours activities—whether you’re dribbling balls or gagging on them.
🏆 Official Gear for the Slutsville Scandals
💦 100% polyester mesh—breathable, just like your DMs
💦 Moisture-wicking fabric—because we know that sweat isn't from the game
💦 Heavy ribbing details—for that extra grip
💦 Unisex fit—because everyone’s welcome to the team
💦 Oversized 69 on the back—it’s a lifestyle, not just a number
💦 Knit heavyweight tricot mesh—thick, just like the drama you attract
Whether you’re playing hard, hardly playing, or just playing the field, this jersey’s got you covered. So pull it on, show out, and give Slutsville something to cheer about (or gossip about, let’s be honest). 🏆 GO SLUTS!
🏀 GO SLUTS! 🏀
Welcome to the University of Slutsville, where the mascots are messy, the curriculum is questionable, and every major is in Advanced Sluttery. This jersey is for the all-stars of after-hours activities—whether you’re dribbling balls or gagging on them.
🏆 Official Gear for the Slutsville Scandals
💦 100% polyester mesh—breathable, just like your DMs
💦 Moisture-wicking fabric—because we know that sweat isn't from the game
💦 Heavy ribbing details—for that extra grip
💦 Unisex fit—because everyone’s welcome to the team
💦 Oversized 69 on the back—it’s a lifestyle, not just a number
💦 Knit heavyweight tricot mesh—thick, just like the drama you attract
Whether you’re playing hard, hardly playing, or just playing the field, this jersey’s got you covered. So pull it on, show out, and give Slutsville something to cheer about (or gossip about, let’s be honest). 🏆 GO SLUTS!
Welcome to the University of Slutsville, where the mascots are messy, the curriculum is questionable, and every major is in Advanced Sluttery. This jersey is for the all-stars of after-hours activities—whether you’re dribbling balls or gagging on them.
🏆 Official Gear for the Slutsville Scandals
💦 100% polyester mesh—breathable, just like your DMs
💦 Moisture-wicking fabric—because we know that sweat isn't from the game
💦 Heavy ribbing details—for that extra grip
💦 Unisex fit—because everyone’s welcome to the team
💦 Oversized 69 on the back—it’s a lifestyle, not just a number
💦 Knit heavyweight tricot mesh—thick, just like the drama you attract
Whether you’re playing hard, hardly playing, or just playing the field, this jersey’s got you covered. So pull it on, show out, and give Slutsville something to cheer about (or gossip about, let’s be honest). 🏆 GO SLUTS!