Slut Hoodie
from $49.50
Slip into your slut era with this cozy, serve-ready hoodie—soft, smooth, and always stylish, just like you. This is more than merch; it’s your Haus of Slut armor for wild nights, unapologetic struts, and chill-after-parties. Cooler evenings? You’ll still be the hottest in the room.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester—soft enough to snuggle, durable enough to slay
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)—snug, but never basic
• Air-jet spun yarn for that silky-smooth touch (because you deserve nothing less)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—on brand, always
• Quarter-turned body—creases? Not in this Haus
• Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for the perfect flex
• Front pouch pocket for your lip gloss, phone, or whatever else you need to keep it slutty
• Double-needle stitched for wild nights and messy mornings—it can handle you
• Lovingly sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador—global quality for global icons
Wear it, werk it, and let the world know you’re repping the Haus of Slut. Stay cozy, stay cunty.
This piece is made just for you, babe. The moment you place your order, we get to work crafting it to perfection—because icons don’t settle for cookie-cutter. Sure, it takes a little longer to deliver, but that’s the price of slaying responsibly. By making everything on demand, we’re keeping it sustainable and reducing overproduction. So, thank you for being a thoughtful, sexy shopper—one fierce decision at a time.
Slow and slutty never looked so good.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester—soft enough to snuggle, durable enough to slay
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)—snug, but never basic
• Air-jet spun yarn for that silky-smooth touch (because you deserve nothing less)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—on brand, always
• Quarter-turned body—creases? Not in this Haus
• Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for the perfect flex
• Front pouch pocket for your lip gloss, phone, or whatever else you need to keep it slutty
• Double-needle stitched for wild nights and messy mornings—it can handle you
• Lovingly sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador—global quality for global icons
Wear it, werk it, and let the world know you’re repping the Haus of Slut. Stay cozy, stay cunty.
This piece is made just for you, babe. The moment you place your order, we get to work crafting it to perfection—because icons don’t settle for cookie-cutter. Sure, it takes a little longer to deliver, but that’s the price of slaying responsibly. By making everything on demand, we’re keeping it sustainable and reducing overproduction. So, thank you for being a thoughtful, sexy shopper—one fierce decision at a time.
Slow and slutty never looked so good.
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Slip into your slut era with this cozy, serve-ready hoodie—soft, smooth, and always stylish, just like you. This is more than merch; it’s your Haus of Slut armor for wild nights, unapologetic struts, and chill-after-parties. Cooler evenings? You’ll still be the hottest in the room.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester—soft enough to snuggle, durable enough to slay
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)—snug, but never basic
• Air-jet spun yarn for that silky-smooth touch (because you deserve nothing less)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—on brand, always
• Quarter-turned body—creases? Not in this Haus
• Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for the perfect flex
• Front pouch pocket for your lip gloss, phone, or whatever else you need to keep it slutty
• Double-needle stitched for wild nights and messy mornings—it can handle you
• Lovingly sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador—global quality for global icons
Wear it, werk it, and let the world know you’re repping the Haus of Slut. Stay cozy, stay cunty.
This piece is made just for you, babe. The moment you place your order, we get to work crafting it to perfection—because icons don’t settle for cookie-cutter. Sure, it takes a little longer to deliver, but that’s the price of slaying responsibly. By making everything on demand, we’re keeping it sustainable and reducing overproduction. So, thank you for being a thoughtful, sexy shopper—one fierce decision at a time.
Slow and slutty never looked so good.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester—soft enough to snuggle, durable enough to slay
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)—snug, but never basic
• Air-jet spun yarn for that silky-smooth touch (because you deserve nothing less)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—on brand, always
• Quarter-turned body—creases? Not in this Haus
• Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for the perfect flex
• Front pouch pocket for your lip gloss, phone, or whatever else you need to keep it slutty
• Double-needle stitched for wild nights and messy mornings—it can handle you
• Lovingly sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador—global quality for global icons
Wear it, werk it, and let the world know you’re repping the Haus of Slut. Stay cozy, stay cunty.
This piece is made just for you, babe. The moment you place your order, we get to work crafting it to perfection—because icons don’t settle for cookie-cutter. Sure, it takes a little longer to deliver, but that’s the price of slaying responsibly. By making everything on demand, we’re keeping it sustainable and reducing overproduction. So, thank you for being a thoughtful, sexy shopper—one fierce decision at a time.
Slow and slutty never looked so good.
Slip into your slut era with this cozy, serve-ready hoodie—soft, smooth, and always stylish, just like you. This is more than merch; it’s your Haus of Slut armor for wild nights, unapologetic struts, and chill-after-parties. Cooler evenings? You’ll still be the hottest in the room.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester—soft enough to snuggle, durable enough to slay
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)—snug, but never basic
• Air-jet spun yarn for that silky-smooth touch (because you deserve nothing less)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—on brand, always
• Quarter-turned body—creases? Not in this Haus
• Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for the perfect flex
• Front pouch pocket for your lip gloss, phone, or whatever else you need to keep it slutty
• Double-needle stitched for wild nights and messy mornings—it can handle you
• Lovingly sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador—global quality for global icons
Wear it, werk it, and let the world know you’re repping the Haus of Slut. Stay cozy, stay cunty.
This piece is made just for you, babe. The moment you place your order, we get to work crafting it to perfection—because icons don’t settle for cookie-cutter. Sure, it takes a little longer to deliver, but that’s the price of slaying responsibly. By making everything on demand, we’re keeping it sustainable and reducing overproduction. So, thank you for being a thoughtful, sexy shopper—one fierce decision at a time.
Slow and slutty never looked so good.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester—soft enough to snuggle, durable enough to slay
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)—snug, but never basic
• Air-jet spun yarn for that silky-smooth touch (because you deserve nothing less)
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—on brand, always
• Quarter-turned body—creases? Not in this Haus
• Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for the perfect flex
• Front pouch pocket for your lip gloss, phone, or whatever else you need to keep it slutty
• Double-needle stitched for wild nights and messy mornings—it can handle you
• Lovingly sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador—global quality for global icons
Wear it, werk it, and let the world know you’re repping the Haus of Slut. Stay cozy, stay cunty.
This piece is made just for you, babe. The moment you place your order, we get to work crafting it to perfection—because icons don’t settle for cookie-cutter. Sure, it takes a little longer to deliver, but that’s the price of slaying responsibly. By making everything on demand, we’re keeping it sustainable and reducing overproduction. So, thank you for being a thoughtful, sexy shopper—one fierce decision at a time.
Slow and slutty never looked so good.