Slut Fanny
$35.00
This fanny pack is not just an accessory—it’s a lifestyle. A statement. A moment. Whether you’re shutting down the festival, sashaying through airport security, or keeping it hands-free while serving major looks, this waist bag will keep up with your every move. Compact, sexy, and unapologetically practical, it’s ready to hold all your essentials while you take the world by storm.
• 100% polyester—durable enough for the chaos, sleek enough for the serve
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)—because quality never goes out of style
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) × 13″ (33 cm) × 2¾″ (7 cm)—small but packs a punch
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)—room for your gloss, cash, and a whole lot of attitude
• Water-resistant material—because spilled drinks and wild weather won’t stop your vibe
• Top zipper with 2 sliders—for quick access to everything you need (and we do mean everything)
• Small inner pocket—perfect for stashing secrets or whatever you don’t want them to find
• Silky lining and piped inside hems—because luxury is the bare minimum
• Adjustable straps (1¼″ wide) with plastic strap regulators—for a perfect fit, no matter how snatched you are
• Blank product components sourced from China—because slutty knows no borders
This isn’t just a fanny pack; it’s a Haus of Slut essential. Strap it on, turn it up, and show the world that hands-free doesn’t mean holding back.
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This fanny pack is not just an accessory—it’s a lifestyle. A statement. A moment. Whether you’re shutting down the festival, sashaying through airport security, or keeping it hands-free while serving major looks, this waist bag will keep up with your every move. Compact, sexy, and unapologetically practical, it’s ready to hold all your essentials while you take the world by storm.
• 100% polyester—durable enough for the chaos, sleek enough for the serve
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)—because quality never goes out of style
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) × 13″ (33 cm) × 2¾″ (7 cm)—small but packs a punch
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)—room for your gloss, cash, and a whole lot of attitude
• Water-resistant material—because spilled drinks and wild weather won’t stop your vibe
• Top zipper with 2 sliders—for quick access to everything you need (and we do mean everything)
• Small inner pocket—perfect for stashing secrets or whatever you don’t want them to find
• Silky lining and piped inside hems—because luxury is the bare minimum
• Adjustable straps (1¼″ wide) with plastic strap regulators—for a perfect fit, no matter how snatched you are
• Blank product components sourced from China—because slutty knows no borders
This isn’t just a fanny pack; it’s a Haus of Slut essential. Strap it on, turn it up, and show the world that hands-free doesn’t mean holding back.
This fanny pack is not just an accessory—it’s a lifestyle. A statement. A moment. Whether you’re shutting down the festival, sashaying through airport security, or keeping it hands-free while serving major looks, this waist bag will keep up with your every move. Compact, sexy, and unapologetically practical, it’s ready to hold all your essentials while you take the world by storm.
• 100% polyester—durable enough for the chaos, sleek enough for the serve
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)—because quality never goes out of style
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) × 13″ (33 cm) × 2¾″ (7 cm)—small but packs a punch
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)—room for your gloss, cash, and a whole lot of attitude
• Water-resistant material—because spilled drinks and wild weather won’t stop your vibe
• Top zipper with 2 sliders—for quick access to everything you need (and we do mean everything)
• Small inner pocket—perfect for stashing secrets or whatever you don’t want them to find
• Silky lining and piped inside hems—because luxury is the bare minimum
• Adjustable straps (1¼″ wide) with plastic strap regulators—for a perfect fit, no matter how snatched you are
• Blank product components sourced from China—because slutty knows no borders
This isn’t just a fanny pack; it’s a Haus of Slut essential. Strap it on, turn it up, and show the world that hands-free doesn’t mean holding back.