Slut Cap (Black Embroidery)
$30.00
This hat isn’t just an accessory—it’s a warning. Low-profile, perfectly unstructured, and sitting on your head like a crown, it’s made for sluts who know they’re royalty. Throw it on, tilt it back, and let them know you’re up to no good.
• 100% chino cotton twill—soft, smooth, and ready for action
• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton, 65% polyester—for when you’re hiding, but not really
• Low-profile, unstructured fit—because rules? Never heard of them
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle—snatched to perfection
Wear it to brunch, the club, or your latest walk of shame. Either way, they’ll be staring.
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This hat isn’t just an accessory—it’s a warning. Low-profile, perfectly unstructured, and sitting on your head like a crown, it’s made for sluts who know they’re royalty. Throw it on, tilt it back, and let them know you’re up to no good.
• 100% chino cotton twill—soft, smooth, and ready for action
• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton, 65% polyester—for when you’re hiding, but not really
• Low-profile, unstructured fit—because rules? Never heard of them
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle—snatched to perfection
Wear it to brunch, the club, or your latest walk of shame. Either way, they’ll be staring.
This hat isn’t just an accessory—it’s a warning. Low-profile, perfectly unstructured, and sitting on your head like a crown, it’s made for sluts who know they’re royalty. Throw it on, tilt it back, and let them know you’re up to no good.
• 100% chino cotton twill—soft, smooth, and ready for action
• Green Camo: 35% chino cotton, 65% polyester—for when you’re hiding, but not really
• Low-profile, unstructured fit—because rules? Never heard of them
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle—snatched to perfection
Wear it to brunch, the club, or your latest walk of shame. Either way, they’ll be staring.